You winked at me so it must be love
My time and space continuum is messed up and it feels like it should be June right now. Plus I’m going to have a hard time remembering today is Tuesday instead of Monday.
So I’m running late and I when I am late I turn to the Craigslist missed connections ads. They’re light and fluffy and they usually prompt me to question why anyone writes these things.
And ever since the Craigslist Killer they are also crazy and macabre, but today we’re just looking from the safety of our computer monitors.
Tattooed guy on bike; you winked at me and took off!
Sooo…. It was nearly 5:30 this evening (Memorial Day) and I was walking to the corner of 12th and 3rd; I was carrying a large shopping bag, and had huge red headphones, and was thus, submerged in my own world.
Then I glanced to my right, and saw you on your bike; nearly half, if not a whole sleeve of tattoos (not really much color?) caught my eye.
I crossed the road behind you, and we looked at each other and smiled a couple of times, and then the light turned green, and you promptly took off, but not before you grinned and winked at me (I think!)
Where are you, and where did you go?
Does anyone ever reply back on Craigslist via the public forum and not just by email? I imagine that guy might write back to say something like this.
I winked at you and rode off on my bike
That was me on my bike with the half sleeve of tattoos. I’m working on getting the entire sleeve and the guy who is tattooing me isn’t that heavy into color. He said it was a monochromatic theme that would look cool and artsy.
But apparently not since you noticed that and commented on it. Thanks.
I did notice your large red headphones. I was surprised you would leave the house with those on and I was actually staring. That’s rude, I know, but I haven’t seen anyone wear those large muffs in ages, if ever (I’m only 23.)
So I was waiting at the light gawking, actually, and then our eyes met. I was embarrassed at being caught staring, so I smiled weakly in an attempt to cover the real reason why I was looking at you. You smiled back and we continued to wait for the light.
When the light changed I did take off but wanted to make up for staring at you so I threw a wink your way.
So really you caught me staring and I was embarrassed but those are some whack headphones you have.
To answer your last questions: I am in my apartment writing this on my computer. When I was on my bike I was riding back to my apartment.
Aren’t these ads just random thoughts printed on the internet? In my opinion they’re just stream of consciousness statements that would like an answer or explanation tinged with the desperate hope of meeting one’s soul mate.
It’s almost like saying:
I was shopping at Kroger’s last night picking out tomatoes. You were in the next aisle stressing out over the perfect head of lettuce. You looked sort of pissed off and then our eyes met. I held the stare and your eyebrows furrowed a bit.
I thought you were pissed off at me for noticing how you couldn’t even pick a head of lettuce. Were you projecting your anger at me? Because I was having a shitty day myself and I am not taking on your crap as well buddy.
But if you’re single, maybe we should have coffee.
Do you know anyone who’s written a Craigslist ad and if so, anyone who received an answer from the person in question?









