Spam Mash-Up: The fortune cookie edition
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The Spam Mash-Up started a while ago when I discovered that some spammers are pretty clever and sometimes even witty. If you make me laugh you will get my attention, that’s a fact.
So now I peruse my spam folder in search of a good nugget. Last time those crazy kids were extolling my virtues and laying it on thick. Yeah, I enjoy the accolades even if they are false.
Today’s batch of spam is philosophical and each one reads like a fortune cookie. Feel free to add the phrase “in bed” after each fortune if you feel the need.
It is the best time to make a few plans for the longer term and it’s time to be happy.
- Naida
You know what, Naida? It really is time to turn that frown upside down. Come on get happy!
May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.
- Scutece
Snaps Scutece! By the way, how do you pronounce that name — soo-teece? Regardless, nice job wishing me good health while slipping in some financial stuff. It’s like a subliminal message.
Is it necessary to be the lifetime of the party to have fun? Being yourself is usually the simplest policy.
- Lawrence
I don’t think it’s absolutely necessary to be the lifetime of the party, but when you add “in bed” to this equation the answer might differ.
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won’t cure but I don’t know many of them.
- Robb
I’m not much of a bath person, but I think this axiom could hold true for me if we substitute hot tub for hot bath.
Keep the smile, Leave the tear, Think of joy, Forget the fear, Hold the laugh, Leave the pain, Be joyous, Coz it’s new year! Happy New Year!
- Scutece
Look at my friend Scutece sliding in with a New Year’s greeting! Thanks, pal. I’ll be sure to leave the tears at the door.
Tags: Things that are fun!, Things that make me laugh
At least your spam makes sense. Mine are like riddles. Plus, I get a lot of requests for Bibles, which is strange, because I’m not a Gideon.
You really do get some great spam! Mine rarely makes any sense, or they are full of links. No clicky on the linky.
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You have a face-lift you’re trying to hold up?!? LUCKY!!!
Hilarious! My spam is NEVER this entertaining.
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Methinks English is not Lawrence’s first language.
Or he’s not very bright, one of the two.
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Thanks for the early-morning laugh, CG. The best spam I’ve received recently is “how to be better at mating.”
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Send me your spammers! Mine are lame!
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I wonder how much they get paid…
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