Don’t ask don’t tell.

We did talk about other idols but in a simplistic way.

And any chick who’s a popsicle stick with melons is surgically enhanced.

In my opinion.

Well, I remember learning them as a child and not questioning them much. I love when you tell kids the simple truth and they just say, “Oh, okay,” and move on.

Yeah, she’s nine. Wait, yesterday was her half birthday; she would tell you, in all seriousness, that she is nine and a half now.

I do wonder what she’ll confess. Although they sent home the ten commandments and the interpretations. Both she and I thought she didn’t have to worry about “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife.”

But it was interpreted as, “Have you ever been jealous of or wanted something that someone else owned?”

Um, that’s a yes. I am jealous of Heidi Klum’s wealth, business acumen and killer looks.

My kid wants the same sort of stuff her friends have that she doesn’t — Nintendo DS games, an American Girl doll that costs an arm, a leg and half a kidney, etc.

So when you go through their interpretation of the commandments she (and I) will be in the confessional for quite a while.

Isn’t she like 9? Only thing I had to confess was I told my mom I really did brush my teeth last night. What is that? Like half an “Our Father?” Well, that and I wanted her boyfriend dead. Okay, that was biased of me towards 9 year olds.