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Alright, I got sucked deep into the internet this morning. And it’s a snow day. Int!
Side note: Four and a quarter inches. That’s what’s on my deck. Yes, that’s right. I opened the back door and used the metal tape measure to get a reading. I leaned out far to get a true sampling; no one has been on my deck for the last week.
We have 4.25 inches; 10.8 centimeters. This is Michigan! We do experience winter every year.
Side note within a side note: I guess when a woman delivers a baby she is dilated roughly four inches, since everyone knows you push at ten centimeters. Huh. Even in that scenario 4.25 inches/10.8 cm is not a lot.
Back to the original side note: The entire school district is closed. This is wrong on so many levels. Sweep the ‘dup Leg~!~
I fell into the internet hole because I was searching around for the crazy millionaire chick who appeared on “The Millionaire Matchmaker” recently. I watched the rerun last night and I immediately did not like that chick Shauna. She’s a cougar with an insecure personality and a weird nose to boot. Ugh, she came off as so insecure.
She just made really mean comments about all of the people she encountered on the show. And if you’ve seen the show you’re going to immediately point out that Patti Stanger also makes rude comments.
That is true; she needs to work on her delivery.
I like Patti; I think her comments, while blunt and bordering on rude, have a positive intent and she is amusing. I laugh a lot while watching that show.
Back to Shauna. This was the second time she came on the show. The first time she was looking for a young beautiful guy. But as she admits, she has to pay for everything (she’s the one with the Benjamins) and eventually the guy leaves her.
She said this time she was ready for a full relationship with a guy closer to her age which is 42. Patti suggested she date someone older so she presented Marc, a 51-year-old guy who was financially successful, attractive and claimed he dated Heidi Klum for nine months. (Raises eyebrows skeptically on the last statement.)
He showed up with a limo outside of her hotel and sent her a long red dress to wear. It was very “Pretty Woman” and it was weird. She immediately decided the dress was too big which I really doubt. I think it was too long, but the waist was pretty small. Anyway, she didn’t wear the dress and walked out to meet him wearing all black with five-inch heels.
He greeted her warmly, announced that they were going to dinner at Spago and as he leaned over to open the car door for her she said, “Wait.” She turned around and ran away back into the hotel but not before stumbling and uttering, “Oof.” He turned and said, “Oh! What happened?” She was heard muttering, “Dammit,” as she entered the revolving door.
She literally turned tail and ran back into the hotel but not before losing one of her shoes. As she ran away down the hallway she ranted that the guy was “100 years old” and couldn’t believe that Patti set her up like that. She also said, “I can’t even look at him. That guy is older than my grandmother!” Uh, she watched the guy through a two-way mirror before she decided to go out with him.
And then. She made her assistant go outside to get the shoe that her date was holding.
She made her assistant retrieve her shoe.
If karma were instantaneous she should have broken her ankle when she fell off that five-inch stiletto.
She came off as a real jackass and I’m surprised that she couldn’t just go out to eat with him and then let him down later. In my search to find out about her she was quoted as saying the guy seemed really creepy to her. Alright. I’ll give you creepy but there were people everywhere — the camera crew.
It’s not like this guy was going to be able to decapitate her once they left the restaurant.
It was also noted that the guy was on another reality show trying to date Cindy Margolis. (Scratches he head, Cindy Margolis has a reality show?) Anyway, it went south in a hurry but it did create interest and it sent me a-Googling. Mission accomplished, I guess.
The point, Cardiogirl?
Oy, I actually forgot what my point was.
But here’s something I just came up with (I’m off my game, it’s a snow day, remember?) If you’re going to put yourself out there on a reality show, why not put your best foot forward and try to be positive about the experience?
I know. If you’re on a show for more than one or two episodes they’re going to catch you on a bad day and you’re going to cringe when you watch the reruns. (Real Housewives of (fill in the blank) I’m looking at all of you.)
But Shauna was on one episode. Alright she was on two episodes but there was a season between tapings. Couldn’t she have held her tongue and been cordial for the taping?
I guess the bottom line is, if you’re a millionaire going on the show please just suck it up for that episode. And on a related note, I really wish Jennifer Aniston would let Patti help her out.