Comments on: If you say celery, I promise you I will say turgid http://www.cardiogirl.net/if-you-say-celery-i-promise-you-i-will-say-turgid/ A humor blog that prominently features Converse low tops, sarcasm and the occasional celebrity. Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:15:16 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Han http://www.cardiogirl.net/if-you-say-celery-i-promise-you-i-will-say-turgid/#comment-16551 Han Thu, 28 Jan 2010 15:58:50 +0000 http://www.cardiogirl.net/?p=14661#comment-16551 I' m 23 and have grey hairs!! I have a bit of a streak going on in what used to be my fringe/bangs I’ m 23 and have grey hairs!! I have a bit of a streak going on in what used to be my fringe/bangs

]]> By: Buf http://www.cardiogirl.net/if-you-say-celery-i-promise-you-i-will-say-turgid/#comment-16510 Buf Wed, 27 Jan 2010 22:51:40 +0000 http://www.cardiogirl.net/?p=14661#comment-16510 Aquarius' are cool...my dad is one. I'm an Aries (almost a Taurus I think) so take cover...lol ;) Aquarius’ are cool…my dad is one. I’m an Aries (almost a Taurus I think) so take cover…lol ;)

]]> By: Elizabeth A. http://www.cardiogirl.net/if-you-say-celery-i-promise-you-i-will-say-turgid/#comment-16494 Elizabeth A. Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:18:18 +0000 http://www.cardiogirl.net/?p=14661#comment-16494 It's not a bloody mary without big stalk of celery. (In my mind) Some prefer olives. I only like olives in my dirty martinis. I don't know how I forgot. It soaks up the drink and it's delicious. My stepdad taught me how to make a mean bloody mary back when I was in high school. Without the mix. It’s not a bloody mary without big stalk of celery. (In my mind) Some prefer olives. I only like olives in my dirty martinis. I don’t know how I forgot. It soaks up the drink and it’s delicious. My stepdad taught me how to make a mean bloody mary back when I was in high school. Without the mix.

]]> By: Elizabeth A. http://www.cardiogirl.net/if-you-say-celery-i-promise-you-i-will-say-turgid/#comment-16493 Elizabeth A. Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:15:04 +0000 http://www.cardiogirl.net/?p=14661#comment-16493 Naive can be good. There are experiences I wish I could unsee. I hate clothes shopping for something specific with a deadline, especially evening wear. They are not off the rack friendly for the girls. My fave shopping is probably for lingerie. Well, that and Sephora. Naive can be good. There are experiences I wish I could unsee.

I hate clothes shopping for something specific with a deadline, especially evening wear. They are not off the rack friendly for the girls.

My fave shopping is probably for lingerie. Well, that and Sephora.

]]> By: cardiogirl http://www.cardiogirl.net/if-you-say-celery-i-promise-you-i-will-say-turgid/#comment-16482 cardiogirl Wed, 27 Jan 2010 15:03:43 +0000 http://www.cardiogirl.net/?p=14661#comment-16482 (laughs) I TOTALLY missed forehead. What a dork I am. I can see pimple working with forehead. I also see oil slick working with forehead. (laughs) I TOTALLY missed forehead. What a dork I am.

I can see pimple working with forehead. I also see oil slick working with forehead.

]]> By: v http://www.cardiogirl.net/if-you-say-celery-i-promise-you-i-will-say-turgid/#comment-16479 v Wed, 27 Jan 2010 14:25:06 +0000 http://www.cardiogirl.net/?p=14661#comment-16479 no you skipped forehead. i'm trying to figure out what forehead has to do with penguins. my belly is dangerous and wrong. no you skipped forehead. i’m trying to figure out what forehead has to do with penguins.

my belly is dangerous and wrong.

]]> By: cardiogirl http://www.cardiogirl.net/if-you-say-celery-i-promise-you-i-will-say-turgid/#comment-16468 cardiogirl Wed, 27 Jan 2010 09:55:21 +0000 http://www.cardiogirl.net/?p=14661#comment-16468 @Becky That would get on my last nerve from a friend. For some reason I've never run into that, thank Neptune. My oldest kid is a Taurus and she definitely lives up to that astrological sign. Gulley (since this is the last comment) @Buf I love that you know, for a fact, that she's an idiot. I'm an Aquarius so be gentle with me. @Becky That would get on my last nerve from a friend. For some reason I’ve never run into that, thank Neptune. My oldest kid is a Taurus and she definitely lives up to that astrological sign.

Gulley (since this is the last comment)

@Buf I love that you know, for a fact, that she’s an idiot.

I’m an Aquarius so be gentle with me.

]]> By: cardiogirl http://www.cardiogirl.net/if-you-say-celery-i-promise-you-i-will-say-turgid/#comment-16467 cardiogirl Wed, 27 Jan 2010 09:53:32 +0000 http://www.cardiogirl.net/?p=14661#comment-16467 Buf I'd want to throttle that chick that told me we were done eating *MY* Cheetos. Betch. On a related note, I bought a bag yesterday and then I did have to stop my kids from dining on Cheetos for dinner. I thought of you and Becky so I made them eat yogurt and half a bagel before they had more. Go John Denver. Didn't he get all coked up in the 90s tarnishing his image? Buf I’d want to throttle that chick that told me we were done eating *MY* Cheetos. Betch.

On a related note, I bought a bag yesterday and then I did have to stop my kids from dining on Cheetos for dinner. I thought of you and Becky so I made them eat yogurt and half a bagel before they had more.

Go John Denver. Didn’t he get all coked up in the 90s tarnishing his image?

]]> By: cardiogirl http://www.cardiogirl.net/if-you-say-celery-i-promise-you-i-will-say-turgid/#comment-16466 cardiogirl Wed, 27 Jan 2010 09:51:49 +0000 http://www.cardiogirl.net/?p=14661#comment-16466 Wow, that's some long ass hair on your grandma. I have a certain length limit and then it actually gets sort of hard to pull it through the rubber band on each pass. I'm right at that limit now and I think this time I'm going to put it in a ponytail first and then cut off the length I don't want. Then I'll try to even that sucka up when it's all down. But I am interested in seeing what the jagged length will look like after I chop the tail. Wow, that’s some long ass hair on your grandma. I have a certain length limit and then it actually gets sort of hard to pull it through the rubber band on each pass. I’m right at that limit now and I think this time I’m going to put it in a ponytail first and then cut off the length I don’t want.

Then I’ll try to even that sucka up when it’s all down. But I am interested in seeing what the jagged length will look like after I chop the tail.

]]> By: cardiogirl http://www.cardiogirl.net/if-you-say-celery-i-promise-you-i-will-say-turgid/#comment-16465 cardiogirl Wed, 27 Jan 2010 09:50:04 +0000 http://www.cardiogirl.net/?p=14661#comment-16465 I love the idea of having my cyber-ponytail for all of eternity, Wendy. Excellent point! I don't mind cooked celery in a dish; does that celery soften up in the microwave? Is five or six minutes enough to eliminate the stringy? I love the idea of having my cyber-ponytail for all of eternity, Wendy. Excellent point!

I don’t mind cooked celery in a dish; does that celery soften up in the microwave? Is five or six minutes enough to eliminate the stringy?

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