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	<title>Comments on: I don&#8217;t have a witty title today</title>
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		<title>By: Liz A.</title>
		<link>http://www.cardiogirl.net/i-dont-have-a-witty-title-today/comment-page-1/#comment-11785</link>
		<dc:creator>Liz A.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 16:53:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dogs aren&#039;t all the sandpapery, not like cats. Have you ever been licked by a dog?

How did you deal with all the bodily fluids when baby #1 came? I hate spitup.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dogs aren&#8217;t all the sandpapery, not like cats. Have you ever been licked by a dog?</p>
<p>How did you deal with all the bodily fluids when baby #1 came? I hate spitup.</p>
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		<title>By: cardiogirl</title>
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		<dc:creator>cardiogirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 09:20:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>(shivers)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(shivers)</p>
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		<title>By: cardiogirl</title>
		<link>http://www.cardiogirl.net/i-dont-have-a-witty-title-today/comment-page-1/#comment-11745</link>
		<dc:creator>cardiogirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:20:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WHAT?! Kept you from scarring? I&#039;d gladly take any scar out there to avoid rubbing alcohol. As you&#039;re well aware.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WHAT?! Kept you from scarring? I&#8217;d gladly take any scar out there to avoid rubbing alcohol. As you&#8217;re well aware.</p>
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		<title>By: cardiogirl</title>
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		<dc:creator>cardiogirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:19:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>(chuckles) But I&#039;m sure they have their own unique qualities.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>(chuckles) But I&#8217;m sure they have their own unique qualities.</p>
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		<title>By: Liz A.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Liz A.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>No H2O2 at my Granny&#039;s house either. She claimed rubbing alcohol kept you from scarring.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No H2O2 at my Granny&#8217;s house either. She claimed rubbing alcohol kept you from scarring.</p>
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		<title>By: Liz A.</title>
		<link>http://www.cardiogirl.net/i-dont-have-a-witty-title-today/comment-page-1/#comment-11728</link>
		<dc:creator>Liz A.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:56:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My dogs aren&#039;t exactly worthy of being seeing-eye dogs.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My dogs aren&#8217;t exactly worthy of being seeing-eye dogs.</p>
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		<title>By: Rebecca</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rebecca</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 11:17:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yes, but they aren&#039;t taking any rent off. 

Long story. Not pretty. I&#039;ve thrown fits.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, but they aren&#8217;t taking any rent off. </p>
<p>Long story. Not pretty. I&#8217;ve thrown fits.</p>
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		<title>By: cardiogirl</title>
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		<dc:creator>cardiogirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 08:31:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh the good old pink layer of Campho-Phenique! Yes I remember that. I think we had one bottle growing up and it was used sparingly. I have no idea why that was. My parents were really into rubbing alcohol which, as you probably know, hurts like a fucking bitch on an open wound.

No hydrogen peroxide for my family, straight alcohol. I can totally bring up the feeling of alcohol on a skinned knee. And it hurt. Like. A. BITCH!

Surprisingly those same twins seemed to use Campho-Phenique alot.

Hmm, I&#039;m gonna get back to you on the running dog. 

Gotta say, it&#039;s comforting to hear your dad is actually feeling some shame about that. Mine doesn&#039;t take any responsibility for his actions. Everyone else is the one with the problem. Interesting way to live life, eh?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh the good old pink layer of Campho-Phenique! Yes I remember that. I think we had one bottle growing up and it was used sparingly. I have no idea why that was. My parents were really into rubbing alcohol which, as you probably know, hurts like a fucking bitch on an open wound.</p>
<p>No hydrogen peroxide for my family, straight alcohol. I can totally bring up the feeling of alcohol on a skinned knee. And it hurt. Like. A. BITCH!</p>
<p>Surprisingly those same twins seemed to use Campho-Phenique alot.</p>
<p>Hmm, I&#8217;m gonna get back to you on the running dog. </p>
<p>Gotta say, it&#8217;s comforting to hear your dad is actually feeling some shame about that. Mine doesn&#8217;t take any responsibility for his actions. Everyone else is the one with the problem. Interesting way to live life, eh?</p>
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		<title>By: cardiogirl</title>
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		<dc:creator>cardiogirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 08:27:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I always thought Frontline was for fleas and assumed fleas were like the canine/feline version of intense mosquitoes. Once again I learn a new fact here in the Lounge.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I always thought Frontline was for fleas and assumed fleas were like the canine/feline version of intense mosquitoes. Once again I learn a new fact here in the Lounge.</p>
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		<title>By: cardiogirl</title>
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		<dc:creator>cardiogirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 08:25:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I &lt;strong&gt;KNEW&lt;/strong&gt; it! Effin&#039; mosquitoes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I <strong>KNEW</strong> it! Effin&#8217; mosquitoes.</p>
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