EZ Combs™ I think I love you
Last night, as I was winding down, I thought I might be able to catch a Forensic Files marathon on TruTV. Negative. Instead it was a marathon of Speeders. Oy vey. But I watched anyway because I was looking for some mindless drivel.
Now within the drivel there was one golden nugget and that was the EZ Combs™ infomercial.
I believe I must have this item. I certainly want it.
But I am leery of mail order stuff. Yes, I can return it but I have to pay shipping twice. Shipping and handling from EZ Combs™ is $6.99.
The actual combs — which come in two colors, the popular Caramel Bronze and the Dazzling Silver — cost $10.00. But right now you can receive a bonus comb in Black for free. And the EZ Combs™ Styling DVD for free!
Simple math will tell you, if I don’t love the EZ Combs™ I am out $13.98 by the time I ship them back. Strike that, if I’m sending them back I’m sending them on a slow boat — the cheapest method which might be $4.00 making the total to send them back roughly $9.98. So I’m still spending $10.00 if I don’t like them.
But just look at that dazzling brilliance.

The men in the house may not understand why this hair accessory is so unique and appealing. To create my updo — which shall not be confused with my trademarked ponytail — I must use a large claw clip. Like the infomercial clearly illustrates, when wearing a claw clip, you cannot comfortably rest your head on the head rest in the car, against the back of an easy chair or lying down in bed. It’s very annoying.
For the uninitiated I present an illustration of the claw clip.

It clips vertically into your hair, just as it is pictured. And it extends about 1.5 inches away from your scalp. Hence the problem with resting your head against any flat surface. I know. In the past, I have turned my head when resting it against anything. That’s a drag.
I choose to live in a society where hair accessories allow function as well as fashion — in three dazzling color choices, to boot.
This is the exact point in the infomercial when I fell in love with the EZ Combs™. They eliminate that problem! I can indeed live in my Utopian society where function meets fashion on the back of my noggin. The secret is “the 10 durable bungees that stretch and hold your hair.”
My heart is jumping for joy. But reality is harshing my mellow.
Are the bungees really durable? I have thick unruly hair. I routinely break rubber bands and shatter barrettes. My hair is the Incredible Hulk of follicles — don’t even think about making it mad.
So I send this impassioned plea to TeleBrands, the maker of EZ Combs™. Really I am appealing to AJ Khubani, founder, president and CEO of Telebrands.
Please send me the EZ Combs™ to review.
I’m not even asking for all three and the DVD. I’ll gladly take one — the color you choose — and I will put it through vigorous, real-world testing. As my name implies, I spend a lot of time exercising both on the elliptical machine and lifting weights. A few of the weight machines have head rests which would allow me to test the skull-flat-against-a-vertical-surface theory.
If you send a courtesy EZ Comb I will give you a free, impartial and fair, review of the product. I believe this partnership will be beneficial to both of us. If you don’t believe me check out my love of the Tweeze.
I continue to sing the praises of the Tweeze, and yet they have never sent me anything for free.
Which means if you wait long enough Mr. Khubani, I’ll probably order the EZ Combs™, pay for the product including shipping and handling and love the combs. Then I’ll probably rave about the combs incessantly on my site.
I think, after I rave for a while, my post will come up under a Google search and many women will see that I have tested the combs for the masses. And maybe your sales may increase.
I would think a mere three orders generated from my reviews would pay for the comb(s) you potentially send me to review.
The choice is yours. But I really, really want one of those EZ Combs™. Please may I have one supplied gratis?
Addendum: I did receive the combs less than two weeks later. You can read my EZ Combs™ review here, but I’ll tell you right now that I truly love them.









